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The Straightest Dude Ever
The Straightest Dude Ever
The Straightest Dude Ever

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(He eats lighters.)

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CAST
John - John Milhiser
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Raphael Chestang
Zac Oyama
Katie Marovitch

Party Background -
Curtis Kingsley
Meghan Smith
Paul Martin
Jason Nguyen
Chris Schuchert
Frankie McLafferty

CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC -Chris MacDonald
2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
HMU - Denise Valentine
Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Eor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Eor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Eor - Brittany Joyner
Assistant Eor - A.J. Bedard
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