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How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson
How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson
How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson

How To Be A Professor - Gus Johnson - Gus Johnson

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I am Gus Johnson. I do comedy, I create skits, I craft memes, I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz.

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Follow this simple guide to learn how to be a successful professor.
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Today we learn how to be a professor.

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How To Be A Facebook Idiot

Why do people do these things on Facebook? - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Today I am going to teach you how to be a facebook idiot. MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oKxNI6qtAE I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't...

How To Film A Fight - Gus Johnson

Use this as a template to film all of your future fights. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m Click here for more! http://bit.ly/2e60gK6 FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ Snapchat: motherxteresa Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Download my last album for free! http://www.nimbitmusic.com/joeandgus Donate to Heifer International today to help improve somebody's quality of life: http://www.heifer.org/ Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. Starring Gus Johnson and Theo Linder.

Even Primitiver Technology: Rocks

rocks - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ You've seen Primitive Technology. This is even primitiver. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Using Other People's Showers

Why is it so hard to figure out other people's showers? - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ It is difficult to use other people's showers. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people....

How To Make Your Own Subway Sandwich

This is how to make your own Subway sandwich. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Today I'm going to show you how to make your own Subway Sandwich. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab...

How To Blow A Job Interview - Gus Johnson

Do you wish to ruin your future? Follow these simple steps! ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 Want to pick up my T-Shirt? Get it here: http://www.tipsyelves.com/ My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Special thanks to Theo Linder. He is very good and he makes so many creamy memes with me. Here is how to blow a...

I Won't Wear A Jacket

If you don't wear a jacket in the winter, it means you're cool. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ I won't wear a jacket in the winter because I'm cool. I got the beat here, yo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4EdteOj0Lw I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I...

Every Pedestrian Ever

Why is the world so hard for some people? Special thanks to Theo Linder. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m Click here for more! http://bit.ly/2e60gK6 FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ Snapchat: motherxteresa Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Download my last album for free! http://www.nimbitmusic.com/joeandgus Donate to Heifer International today to help improve somebody's quality of life: http://www.heifer.org/ Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

How To Get Free Food From Subway - Gus Johnson

I am not responsible for any repercussions this tactic may cause you. ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Comment Awards 79

Welcome to Comment Awards where we look at some of the funniest/weirdest/craziest stuff that happens on the internet. Ep 79. More comment awards: ► http://bit.ly/2lys5Cm Subscribe ► http://bit.ly/2dQBHW9 Outro song: https://soundcloud.com/giraffage/feels Instagram - http://www.Instagram.com/cowbellytv Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/CowbellyTV

Tyler No

Tyler, please stop. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Tyler, no. Please stop. Come inside. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Local Driver Discovers Turn Signal

If only every driver would take advantage of this fantastic invention. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Local driver discovers turn signal. I am Gus Johnson. I do comedy, I create skits, I craft memes, I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes...

Gsauce - Ants (Vsauce Parody)

Forget everything you knew about ants. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Hey Gsauce. Gus here. And what is ants? I am Gus Johnson. I do comedy, I create skits, I craft memes, I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go...

I Eat Cigarettes

Cigarettes are so tasty and good to eat. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m - Subscribe to Sven! http://bit.ly/2hVIsEK ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ I eat cigarettes - ten packs a day. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people....

Mitchell Robbins Microwaves Soup

Mitchell Robbins tries to microwave some soup. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Mitchell Robbins is very afraid of the microwave, but he still tries to microwave some soup. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't...

My Olympic Audition Tape - Gus Johnson

Please thank you for maybe considering me. - THANKS FOR SHARING THIS VIDEO WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND AUNTS. Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m Click here for more! http://bit.ly/1TtLSfW My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Follow Gus! Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ Snapchat: motherxteresa Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA Download last album for free! http://www.nimbitmusic.com/joeandgus Music done by Teknoaxe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3IRyMnueKQ Donate to Heifer International today to help improve somebody's quality of life: http://www.heifer.org/ Thanks for listening and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Gus Johnson: My Story

Here's a story of who I really am. As told through flashcards and sad music. - THANKS FOR SHARING THIS VIDEO WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND AUNTS. Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m Click here for more! http://bit.ly/1TtLSfW My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Follow Gus or Whatever: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ Snapchat: motherxteresa Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA Download last album for free! http://www.nimbitmusic.com/joeandgus Music by Ross Bugden. Get it here: http://bit.ly/19fNCVG Donate to Heifer International today to help improve somebody's quality of life: http://www.heifer.org/ Thanks for listening and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

Obsessed With Netflix

Hi, I'm Carol, and I'm obsessed with Netflix. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Hi, I'm Carol, and I'm obsessed with wine. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I crap out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

People In Parking Lots

Here's a mini-musical about idiots in parking lots. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Gus Johnson & Friends present: "People In Parking Lots" A Mini Musical. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll...

Filthy Frank fans made us do this

Filthy Frank is a star. But is he an artist or an asshole? Subscribe to our channel! http://goo.gl/0bsAjO Whether you call him George Miller, Joji, Pink Guy, Filthy Frank (or Salamander Man, Safari Man, Chin-Chin, Santa's Brother, etc), one thing is clear — Filthy Frank has dominated the internet, from memes like the Harlem Shake to rants that have consistently earned millions of views. His fans even mobilized to direct our crowdsourced video to be about Frank's lore. That lore includes characters like Filthy Frank himself, fake Frank, Pink Guy, Chin-Chin, Prometheus, Red Dick, and many others. It's been chronicled in a book...

VRChat in a nutshell 4

Random VRChat funny moments and VR Twitch highlights 👍 If you enjoyed this video hit that "like" button and Subscribe! FOLLOW ME ▼ Twitter : https://twitter.com/jameskii Twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/RealJameskii Discord : https://discord.gg/jameskii Reddit : https://www.reddit.com/r/Jameskii Steam : http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Jameskii Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/RealJameskii/ iNoToRiOuS : https://goo.gl/kzTKH6 SwaggerSouls : https://goo.gl/kFB1Zi Pokelawls : https://www.twitch.tv/pokelawls VRChat playlist : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUy_TXfTDW5fp9YxyPlJNjlI1seqz1lbj Game : VRChat (social VR game) Music : Flamingosis - Sunset Park

Circumcised vs. Uncircumcised - Which Is Better?

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Have You Found Jesus?

Enjoy this joke? I borrowed some of it from this guy: http://bit.ly/2mKpHFa - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ - Join me on twitch: http://bit.ly/2lcYk9v Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the new merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Excuse me, sir. Have you found Jesus Christ? I am Gus Johnson. I do comedy, I create skits, I craft memes, I make music, I crap out bad vlogs. Thanks for your...

Nobody Ever Buys Salt

It's always just there. - Please subscribe so I can eat: http://bit.ly/21Xhy2m ↓FOLLOW GUS OR WHATEVER↓ - Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gusbuckets - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gustoonz - Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gusjohnson/ - Snapchat: motherxteresa - Instagram: instagram.com/johnsongus - Patreon: http://bit.ly/1TVIYyA - PayPal: gustoonz@gmail.com - Download my new album here: http://bit.ly/2gRsJUQ Send me whatever you'd like: Gus Johnson PO Box 635 Menomonie, WI 54751 My album is available for download here: http://www.nimbitmusic.com/gusjohnson Check out the merch store! http://gustoonz.cottoncart.com/ Nobody ever buys salt. This is a song about salt. I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz. Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.